Imagine it! Before a commercial break, you hear "If you, or anyone you know, got married before they were even born, please call Jerry Springer at 1-888-SPRINGER."
Come on! The blurbs that would show up beneath the characters alone would be worth it.
Honestly. The only thing I like more than imagining this as Jerry Springer is if they made Rory and Amy go on Maury for a paternity test (read: the best Maury episodes).
And because I can, enjoy a you're-not-the-father dance compilation: